When a prisoner swallows a bunch of Double A batteries he’s
taken to a red cell to see what will pass and since healthcare is in the same
building, the lowest seniority nurse (this is conjecture on my part) waits for
the phone call to sort through the shit with latex gloves.
But that was 2011.
We rang in the New Year with a razor blade swallower in
five-point restraints and mitts because he kept trying to re-open his wounds as
if maybe he’d forgotten just how much he’d ingested.
Then we had the arrival of our first New Year’s baby, an
infant-convicted-felon-man who likes wearing diapers and soiling himself.
According to his prison file he enjoyed his role-playing so much that he built
an adult-sized crib and forced innocent children to partake in his fantasy
world.
… And I am left speechless.
This should be an interesting year.
*Mental note: Work on character development.
8 comments:
Yep good move that was closing the prison for the insane and sending them to general population. Of course you get less pay for babysitting than you do for teaching. Ahh It's Always Christmas in This Wonderful Life.
Love the pic, man. YOu could be a character in a British movie for children.
J.R.-- that's some crazy stuff. You couldn't make it up. The pic? Hmmmm, you are so much cuter than that, that, that thing!
Talk about the underworld.
There is a scene out of an old Fritz the Cat movie, where a sewer denizen is told, "You do some weird shit, man!"
Great writing. The pic even more so...MW
Good Luck in the new year. Make sure you remind your new student to use baby powder. W.W.
That reminds me of some of the guys in community based group home facilities. Maybe your guys are learning that it's the squeeky wheel that gets the grease. Every hear of NGRI (not guilty by reason of insanity)? They bypass prison, I hear, but the few free standing psych faciliies are no picnic either. And I thought I had it bad!
They should have their own restaurant, JR. Oh wait, they do. And we have to pay for it.
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