10/22/12

STG BOY & DEALING WITH THUGGERY















STG Boy jumped the service counter and put his hands in my cash-register—not really, but close enough—it’s how I reacted, how I felt about the situation; There wasn’t a service counter, only a well thought out barrier of tables, and the till wasn’t a till at all, it was a desk drawer where I store prisoner ID’s when they borrow pencils for class assignments. STG Boy thought he had made a name for himself; he’s classified under “Security Threat Group.” He’s a gang-banger, a Latin King or Count or whatever. He has tattoos on his face. He’s young.

I had the school officer escort him from the building, no handcuffs required. The teacher across the hall watched from a safe distance. “You’re not writing him a threatening behavior ticket?” she asked.

“No,” I answered.

A day later the teacher across the hall asked if I had any volunteers to help iron graduation gowns for an upcoming ceremony.  I sent her two students. I sent her STG Boy. She asked, “Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“No,” I answered. “But his prison clothes are clean and pressed and I told him that it’s penance for what he did the other day.”

I had heard that he had done an exceptional job.

4 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

Maybe there is hope for an erosion of his stupidity.

the walking man said...

You are insane ly funny. Way to break in the new help.

jodi said...

JR-you kill me with your quiet wisdom. That dude never saw it coming. Personally, I'd rather take a beating that iron!

ivan@creativewriting.ca said...

A good framework for a short story, though sort of situation- specific.