10/30/11

ONLY IN DETROIT ...














When I stepped into a room full of strangers wearing my Detroit Lion’s cap with matching t-shirt and hooded sweatshirt, someone at the Halloween party asked, “Are you a Lion’s fan?”

I scanned the kitchen, saw witches, fairies, and zombies.

“This is my costume,” I answered.

“You’re not a Lions fan then?” one of the men asked, putting me on the spot.

I noticed furrowed brows. I had to think quickly for fear of offending a roomful of Detroit Lion’s loyalists. I also had to prove to the women that I’d put some thought into my costume.

“Oh no,” I explained. “I’m indeed a die-hard Lion’s fan.” Then I added, “I’m dressed as a fair-weather fan.”

The tension broke. I was accepted. The party continued.

More Halloween pics coming!

5 comments:

ivan@creativewriting.ca said...

Afloat on the river of Lions!

Charles Gramlich said...

Whew, thanks to quick wits eh? :)

Beth said...

Clever response!
Inspired costume...;)

Erik France said...

Good one. Tricky to negotiate that double constituency~~

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed the read. MW